In 2006 I was back in Italy . Me and my friends decided to visit other city for a party . By the midning we had 8 shots of absinthe each and a huge buzz in head ! My best friend met his ex girlfriend and fight started between them ... I was not able to agree or disagree , so i walked back to the car for a nap .
But when you drink Absinthe its just not that easy .. My Damn brain decided to drive home .
Next think i know , its morning and car is stopped on the road .Pealpe are passing by and starting at the car .. I looked around and wondered where am i ... Decided to keep driving ad find out on the way , i started engine and pressed gas pedal .... Nothing ...car was not moving ...
I was confused and hangover , why isnt it moving ? I questioned my drunk brain .. I stepped out of the car and looked around , there was a scrach on it , but that was it ... I tried to start the car again . Engine seemed to work , jut no movement ..
Cops pulled up next to my car . They were very kind to clarify my confusion : Results after one very special party i will remember a long time :
1- My car had only 3 wheels . 2- aloud alcohol limit is 0.25 in Italy - my one was 3.2 3- they even found some weed in my car . Of course they took my license and couple of other things .
So lesson learned : Dont have 8 shots of Absint , stick with 7 and a driver .
So when i was about 5 years old i had this very unfortunate event happening in my life . It was my first year in school and i was a very shy child .. I mean like super shy , i would be afraid to speak with anyone . I was in a class with my class mates - 8 of us in total and doing a studies ..
Suddenly i felt a need for toilet, but i was so shy .. I waited and waited for class to be over .. But i was starting to get in pain..
And then .. (There is no nicer way to say this ) I shit myself .. It fell trough my panties , then skirt and at last hit the ground next to my chair .. I was so embarrassed ..
This is one of my first memories , and i still know some of these people who were at the table that day .. I have no idea if they remember , and i`m not planning to remind them if they don`t ..
Me and my mates were in Tenerife . In total about 10 people . All in our twenties ready to party .Evening started calmly with few drinks .Then some strange challenge contest started .. And from all my mates they picked me . I needed to pick a friend to complete challenge with me .. I picked my mate Lui .... Challenge was : White rum , Vodka , Tequila , Jin in a mixed cocktail to drink 10 seconds . Winner gets a free drink (actually already got one - the one drinking it ) .And drinks are served of the bar . So we climbed on top of the bar – And barman passed our drinks - it was full pint for each one of us. Few sips and we were done . Suddenly I heard “ Guys I haven’t started the time yet .. “ Bar man shouted … So we got drinks again , this time it was a litre of the same mix with a little grenadine and cherry on top . Time started ... 1..2…3…4….5…6..7..8.. ‘done ..’ I shouted while smashing the litre pint on the counter and Lui did exactly the same at exactly the same time .. No winner or loser .. .. Then it was time to head to the next bar .. " Gas bar " .. As soon as we walked in i spotted a shot girl (Popi ) that we all knew . Alcohol already started to hit in so I don’t know why but I decided to crawl over the bar to hug Popi. Ended up pushing all drinks on the floor and Popi running away from me .. I crawled back and Viki ( friend from the group ) was laughing like crazy about me .. And at that moment i had a clarity - Viki was " The One " . Turn out that to know the one you need 2 pints of mixed drinks and after seeing shot girl in front of you .. So i disappeared with Viki and ended up having a nap in apartment ..
Meantime Lui ended up kissing a really tall and muscular girl .. Im sorry not exactly a girl .. This was a transvestite . They had a great time until Lui realized it .... After a little nap i woke up and walked to Luis room , …He was brushing his teeth and crying, His tongue was all in blood and he looked frantic .. After little questioning i got a full story . I just laughed , gave him a hug and kept repeating : ‘ Don’t worry Lui , that you kissed a bloke .. its alright … ‘
So i was in this meeting with some people from my work . After meeting we all decided to head out for drinks . Wow it was a crazy night ... First Exit bar , then Club Paraw , Red coco and ended up in Summer place in Boracay . Some people left , but we were few who stayed strong . Im not much of a drinker , but this night went mad . Then around 4 am party was over . We all were starwing . So Mc Donalds sounded like an amazing idea .. We went in - Ordered andf head to Table .. I went to the bathroom .. And .. Yap .. Fell a sleep on the floor in Mc Donalds toilet . Just on the ground , next to toilet with the back against the wall . And my friends told me that i was gone from the table for like an hour , so i had a good and long nap in the toilet . And i still enjoy Mc Donalds food , by the way !