i dont know why , where , how .. or anything up to this point ..
All i know .. Im standing in a bar , with my pants down to the floor and having a beer at the table that is facing the entrance . And my brother ... in bathroom "blacked out " on a floor.
It all started with few drinks , then few more and more ... I really dont know why did this happen ,but i felt very comfortable to pull my pants down until the floor and continue having a beer , like , nothing happened . Then all the sudden , pub owner walked to check on tables and seen me standing like that ( all put in his face ) , he just made a confused face and walked to bathroom and there ... My brother ... Lying on the floor butt naked hugging toilet . Confused owner turned around and walked back to the bar .. He knew us well , but this was the first time to see US from this angle .( Literally ) .
Owners in this Irish pub in Egypt still remeber us very well .
i like to tell this story NOW , but it was embarrasing for a long time , as every time pub owner wold see me he would make a comment .
Years ago i was a dive guide and i had this very strange group of divers once . It started like a regular dive day with 5 man and 1 female diving . We all got ready on the boat . These guys all had fun and they laughed a lot . But nothing out of ordinary ...
We arrived in blue lagoon and got ready to back flip in the water . As soon it was time to jump ... whoop and first guy took of his underwear ... Then second , third ... and so on ...
I looked around confused not knowing where to lock my eyes at ...
Well ...We all started diving , until one of the guys pulled my fin , in order to get my attention . He signalled big OK and showed sign to sit down in the sand .. We all made a circle and was wondering whats the plan for this ..
I think this is the moment that no dive guide will ever see coming ... 5 guys started to masturbate .. Just like that .. I don't know if it was the nitrogen on the brain or female in bikini in swimming around them , or me as the most handsome dive guide they ever seen ...
But they seemed to enjoy themselves a lot !!!
Female feeling super awkward stayed far behind . And me the same ..
After while we resumed dive and started out safety stop and 5 m for 3 minutes .
One of the guy took other ones underwear from pocket of jacket .
So at the end of the dive we all sat on the boat .. Confused if i should say something about dive i just kept quiet
So did the rest of the group , except one of the guys who was constantly wondering where is his underwear ..
Talk about unique things to see underwater ... Smiles and giggle on this dive boat and under it !!!
In 2007 i had the most embarrasing moment in my life .. You know when people joke about those sex accidents and then end up explaining that to doctors .. Well thats me . I was in a happy gay relationship.
One night we had our fun and when he "came " he ended up shooting all his "stuff " in my eye . I was in pain and did not knew what to do . Went to hospital. Anxious sat in the emergency room holding my eye covered with arm and thinking how to explain this hoping for a female doctor ( maybe she would understand ) . After a while male doctor aproached me and asked to follow to the examination room . He asked: " What happened with your eye ?"
There i was with a red face and " come in my eye " trying to explaing my sex experience gone bad to a straight guy . Even now 7 years later talking abut this makes me embarrased . And relationship did not work out by the way .
I was standing on the beach in morning , sun was coming up , waves were crushing and i was peeing .. And then i just fell on my face .. Straight in the sand .. Stood up and walked back to my friends ..
" Sandman " they kept repeating andf laughing .Some started snapping selfies with me ..
I did not realize that all my face was covered wiht sand ... And by covered i mean ... Like a sand mask !
I still feel embarrassed about it , especially when my friends like to bring it in the conversation a lot !!!