Sometime ago i was in New Zealand and decided to visit local tour object : Sky Deck .
In Sky Deck they offer this amazing service ,that when you go up to the Sky deck , there is a person telling a story about how it was build andf the meaning of it until you get to the top .. Takes about 2 -4 minutes only .
But in my case this so called "special service " did not work in my favour .
Lift was full and i was ready to enjoy tour . Lovely tour guide stepped in elevator .
This lady started telling us stories " Sky Deck ..this .. Sky deck.... that ...." But to me it sounded "Sky dick .this .. Sky Dick that... " I could not stop laughing .. I stepped back until i was against the wall of elevator , there was no more space to step back ..
I was trying to stop , but more i tried ... funnier it sounded to me .. I was embarrassed and frustrated as people started to stare at me and get upset .
Tour guide kept looking at me every few seconds , as trying telepathic tell me to calm down ..
It was the longest couple of minutes ..
And when i reached the top i could not even speak, to apologize or anything .. I just walked out with red face and huge smile on my face ...
Still embarrassed few years later ..
PS.- Some stories contain strong language and Adult content .